I want to start a text-based twitter twitter.
Cryptic tweet about how terrible your life is #hashtag #hashtag
Detailed information about recent bowel movement. Pound symbol hashtag.
and before that:
Description of food, followed by Instagram link to picture of said food.
Photo of you in your car on the way to the restaurant. (Taken with instagram)
Link to a YouTube video. Plea to retweet. [Slacktivists comply.]
- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why