May 2012
April 2012
I want to start a text-based twitter twitter.
Cryptic tweet about how terrible your life is #hashtag #hashtag
Detailed information about recent bowel movement. Pound symbol hashtag.
and before that:
Description of food, followed by Instagram link to picture of said food.
Photo of you in your car on the way to the restaurant. (Taken with instagram)
Link to a YouTube video. Plea to retweet. [Slacktivists comply.]
- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
Many people wanna make money, make love
Make friends, make peace with death
But most mainly want to win the game they came to win
They want to come out ahead
But you you’re a rock with a heart like a socket I can plug into at will
And will you guess when I come around next?
I hope your open sign is blinking still
So marry me, John
Marry me, John I’ll be so good to you
You won’t realize I’m gone
You won’t realize I’m gone
As for me, I have to agree
I’m as fickle as a paper doll being kicked by the wind
